Habitica 03-2019 BradleyTheGreat The Math Test

Tommy was stressed about an upcoming math test. He got ready as normal and went to school. As he walked through the hallways, he thought to himself "I know I shouldn't have stayed up so late playing video games!" When he finally got into the room and sat down, he was shaking nervously. There was also something very peculiar about his teacher. When Tommy looked up at his teacher as she was passing out the tests, he noticed that she appeared to have three eyes. She also had four arms and claws for hands. She also had a wide mouth with sharp teeth.

Tommy's teacher then went to her desk and said, "Good luck on the test!" Just then, 100 frogs went out of her mouth, jumping and ribbiting through out the classroom. Tommy then yelled, "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" Just then, the frogs vanished into thin air.

Tommy then looked at his test and saw the following:

1-10- Solve for x.

1. x + 5 = 2

2. 3x + 9 = 18

3. 10x =100

4. 1/2x = 10

5. 5x + potato = 20

6. 7x - Uranus = 10

7. 100x = cheese

8. 5x + 3 = pickle

9. 2x - pigs = ketchup

10. x - pineapple = chicken

As he looked at the test, Tommy said, "Why are there random words on most of the problems? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?" Tommy's teacher then ran up to him and asked, "What's wrong?" "The test has random words instead of numbers on most of the problems, "Tommy replied. "Why is that?" Tommy's teacher then looked at the test. "Seems fine to me, "she said. Tommy then looked at the test again. He then put his head down and said to himself, "This just HAS to be a bad dream!"

Tommy then woke up and found himself in his bed. His mom went into the room and told him, "Time for school!" Tommy then ran downstairs, quickly got his stuff ready, and then ran down to the bus stop. His mom asked. When he got on the bus, he could see strange things. The bus appeared to be moving around with no driver, and all Tommy could see outside of the window were fields with flying pigs. He then could see strange red rocks that looked like brimstone, and ice in what was apparently supposed to be lava pits. "Strange, "Tommy said. "It looks like pigs are flying and the Underworld has frozen over! I've always said that I was only going to do well in school 'when pigs fly' and 'when the Underworld freezes over', and it's happening right now!" Tommy then put his head down and found himself back in his room.

Tommy's mother then came into the room and said, "Time to get up! You have to leave for school in 30 minutes!" Tommy then got up, took a shower, and put his clothes on. He then went to the kitchen, where there was cereal for him. The milk suddenly appeared to fly out of the bowl, along with the cereal. The cereal box then floated into the air. Tommy then rushed to the bus stop, got on the bus, and went to school as normal. But the hallway to his classroom seemed to be much longer than usual. The bell then rang. "Oh no, "Tommy said! I'm going to be late!" Soon, clowns started going out of the doors and surrounded Tommy. Tommy then closed his eyes and ended up in his room, with lights shining through his bedroom window. He saw snow outside. Tommy's mom then said, "School's been canceled today due to snow!" Tommy then pinched his arm, but he felt the pinch. He then went back to bed to sleep in some more.